President-Elect Trump To Advise NASL Transition Team

NEW YORK- Donald Trump met with NASL officials in his office Wednesday morning to discuss future plans for the league and its players. Mr. Trump was called in for his extensive knowledge in insolvency. One NASL official told TFBF, "It's an honor to have Mr. Trump advising us through this process. His genius is in his ambiguity. He has already done so much for our morale." 

"All I told them was to never apologize. The players and staff have to work it out themselves. Hopefully they can go get a 7-figure loan from their parents and be successful, who knows?"

So far, there has been no substantial movement from the NASL. As of yesterday, NASL has a higher unemployment rate than Yuma, Arizona. 


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