Minnesota United In Talks With Santa Claus For More Players

MINNEAPOLIS- It has been a quiet offseason for Minnesota United up until yesterday. Team officials reported to TFBF that they would be meeting with Santa Claus sometime this week to discuss potential new players. This desperation move comes at a time when Atlanta United, the other expansion club to MLS in 2017, has already signed numerous players and now finalizing their roster before preseason begins.

Mr. Claus told TFBF, "Right now, even with my magic abilities, there is slim pickings. Chicago Fire called last week and I had to give them a Hungarian so honestly I'll see what I can do. It may just come down to me having to scour the Naughty List."

Minnesota United begins their season March 3rd in PDX against the Timbers. 

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